Mercalicious, Bitch! Please enjoy.

I am Deadpool, I reblog what I want, comment on what I want, and do random, sometimes unnecessary things. Merc With a Mouth, I talk a lot...Like seriously A LOT. ....Ok? Cool? If not, I dont care. Where the fuck is my movie?!
Posts tagged "lol"

At the most Deadpool is an annoying little brother to Spider-Man.

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Obi-wan

Obi-wan

raviuskiedn:

GENE YOU NARCISSIST

But she was all naked…..and articulate!
Mal, Malcolm Reynolds

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You know me I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink…
Garrus Valkarian

tiefighters:

I Find Your Lack Of Jiggawatts Disturbing

Prints available @Society6

Created by Anton Marrast

tiefighters:

Gorillaz Star Wars

Created by Kyle Murray

You’re so focused on a narrow path,

Soul like fragile glass

Just living for the moment

Stuck on things that never last

Future in your mindset? No

Just shaking your ass

Thinking religion is going save you

Saturday alcohol then Sunday Mass

Strange cup you drink from

Trying to find material salvation

Thru physical and sexual stimulation.

Oxymoron I see

To you it seems

Your free?

Caged is what you are

Because alcohol and sex without knowledge

Will only take you so far

Like a bar or a dive

With a creepy person in or near your thighs (Hmm?)

Here comes the seed

OH SNAP a baby! (Surprise!)